A CREW in good standing may desire to elevate his status to this level. The possession of the wrench is required to complete this rite. This Rite of Passage is a secret rite and details must never be divulged to those who have not completed the rite.  At the completion of the Rite of Passage, the successful CREW may use terms referring to, "Rite of the Wrench," in his signature. He may make clever comments in his posts regarding the wrench without exposing the Loyal Order's secrets. The current possessor of the wrench is automatically dubbed, "Lord Protector of the Wrench." A miniature wrench or pin may or may not be supplied for one's vest in the future. Tattoos are optional.

The wrench is sent to a CREW upon his request directly to the CREW who is in current possession. The possessing CREW will send the wrench, with it's instruction booklet, to the requesting CREW. If more than one CREW requests the wrench, the possessing CREW will use the following guidelines to determine who the wrench will go to next:

I. Place the wrench on the garage floor in the center of slips of paper with the names of the requesting CREW. Spin the wrench wildly. The candidate will be the one closest to the stopped wrench's jaws.

II. Determine by means of seniority.

III. Utilize nepotism.

IV. First come, first serve.

V. Accept a bribe.

Please understand prior to requesting the wrench, that some financial requirements apply.

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